Friday, June 30, 2023

AI Poetry: Spanglish Love Triangle




 Can you write me a poem?

Of course, I would be happy to write you a poem! Do you have any particular topic or theme in mind, or would you like me to choose one?

Please write a 27 line rhyming poem in Spanglish about a forlorn CEO and a hipster dork competing for the love of a sentient chicken 

¡Ay caramba! That's a muy interesante challenge, but I'll do my best to write you a poem in Spanglish about a forlorn CEO and a hipster dork competing for the love of a sentient chicken. Here goes:


The CEO was forlorn, with a heart full of woe

He had everything he wanted, except for amor

He searched high and low, from Madrid to Mexico

But no one would love him, he felt like a toro


Then he met a chicken, who was muy inteligente

She spoke with great wisdom, and knew what he meant

He fell for her charm, her wit and her grace

But a hipster dork also wanted her place


The hipster was cool, with a beard and some flair

He rode on his fixie, and had a man-bun to wear

He tried to impress the chicken, with his vinyl collection

But the CEO knew he had the real connection


The chicken was sentient, and knew what to do

She chose the CEO, who was kind and true

They went on a date, to a fancy bistro

And ate paella and sangria, while the hipster cried "no!"


Now the CEO is happy, with his love by his side

He takes the chicken everywhere, on a joyous ride

And the hipster dork, well, he's still around

But he's searching for love, in some other town


So if you're feeling forlorn, and in need of some love

Just remember this story, and look up above

For the chicken of your dreams, might just be waiting

To love you forever, with a heart full of doting.


Thursday, June 29, 2023

AI Prose: Heroin Withdrawal on Mars


I didn't record the prompt, but it's pretty clear what I'd asked for. I believe the lines about the puppet head, fish, and fascism were part of the prompt.

ChatGPT:

The man on Mars was in agony. Heroin withdrawal was tearing him apart. He lay on the red ground, his body writhing in pain. As he closed his eyes, the moon appeared before him, a fiery puppet head in the sky.

He opened his eyes again and looked at his hands. Fish were swimming out of his fingertips, their scales glistening in the Martian sun. He wondered if he was hallucinating, but the pain in his body told him it was real.

The man was normally benevolent, but the inner demons he battled made him prone to bouts of fascism. He struggled to maintain control over himself, but the withdrawal was overpowering.

He knew he had to fight the urge to give in to his darker side, but the pain was too much. He screamed, and the fish flew out of his fingertips, disappearing into the Martian sky.

The man knew he had to find a way to overcome his addiction and his inner demons if he was to survive on Mars. But for now, he was lost in a psychedelic world of pain and hallucinations, trying to hold on to his sanity as the red planet spun around him.

Wednesday, June 28, 2023

AI Poetry: Martian Sonnets in 5 styles



Can you write 5. Sonnets, one in each style based on a text I provide?

Of course! Please provide the text that you would like me to write the sonnets about.

A man lives on Mars.  Due to opium addiction he loses his job and his marriage fails.  He goes on a voyage and encounters a group of people who help him heal his physical and psychological wounds.  Years later he writes a book about it which inspires a group of young people to go out into the desert to create a community based on Luddite-like principles.  Thei society they come from  is very rigid and strict, so they want to create a less rigid commune.  In the desert they are killed.

Their culture does not value art and poetry, but science and engineering, so the man on Mars is not liked because he is a music teacher.  The father of one of the girls killed in the desert seeks revenge on the man who wrote the book so he hires him to go in the desert and plans to assassinate him.

The man escapes and finds a vast mine if ice which is very valuable so he becomes rich.  He also finds alien hieroglyphics.

A lodge of men solicit his help in financing a rocket to go to Earth.  Now that he's rich they think he can donate Money.  This group also knows about the hieroglyphics and know their origin.

Many years prior, Earth was destroyed.  People assume it was a nuclear war but the men believe that the aliens who wrote the hieroglyphics destroyed it, because the ancestors of humanity had enslaved their ancestors.

Humans are actually from another planet and were sent by humans, whose own solar system was going to be destroyed.  These humans had a telepathic bond with an insect that lived in their ear.

At the end of the book, the rocket successfully takes of. And starts it's voyage to Earth.  

Can you write Sonnets in each of the 5 styles based on the information I have just provided? 

Certainly! Here are five sonnets, each written in a different style based on the information you provided:


Petrarchan (or Italian) Sonnet:

A man on Mars once lived, his life a haze,

Enslaved by opium's grip, jobless, alone.

He took a journey, seeking better ways

And met a group who helped him heal, atone.

They helped him heal both body and his mind,

And years passed by, he wrote a tale of pain.

A group of young, inspired, they did find

A desert place, to build, to love, to gain.

But they were killed, their culture did not prize

The art and poetry that healed the man.

Their father sought revenge with icy eyes,

And hired the writer, to the desert banned.

He found a mine of ice, of wealth untold,

And wrote of ancient symbols, mysteries untold.


Shakespearean (or English) Sonnet:

On Mars a man lived, his life a symphony,

Destroyed by opium, his job, his wife.

He sought the healing of a journey's sea,

And met a group, who offered new life.

Years passed, he wrote of his pain and gain,

And inspired youth to build in desert's sand.

But culture's rigidity caused such disdain,

The youth were killed, their future, now at an end.

A father sought revenge, but failed to find,

For in the desert, riches did abound.

The writer found an ancient script combined

With wealth untold, a mystery profound.

And now a group doth seek his aid, to flee,

And reach the Earth, to see what lies ahead, to see.


Spenserian Sonnet:

A man on Mars, his life in disarray,

By opium's hold, his job and marriage lost.

He sought to heal and journeyed far away,

And found a group of friends at any cost.

The years passed by, his tale of pain and gain,

Inspired youth to leave their rigid ways.

They sought a desert, a new life to obtain,

But were killed, their future cut in many ways.

A father sought revenge, with evil eyes,

And hired the writer, to the desert sent.

But there he found a mine of endless prize,

And symbols ancient, a mystery bent.

A group doth seek his aid, to launch a quest,

To reach the Earth, and see what lies ahead, and rest.


Miltonic Sonnet:

A man of Mars, whose life did once decline,

In opiate's grasp, his job and spouse lost.

He sought the cure, and journeyed far to find,

A group of friends, who helped him at what cost.

Years passed, he wrote a tale of his distress,

And young were inspired, to desert's strand.

Their culture's rigidity caused such distress,

And they were killed, their future, now command.

A father sought revenge, his hatred blind,

And hired the writer, to the desert sent.

But there he found a treasure hard to find,

And symbols ancient, a mystery's content.

A group doth seek his aid, to reach the sky,

And reach the Earth, and see what lies ahead, and try.


1st Mars Sonnet. So titled. I think this is the modern sonnet....


In Mars, a land of science and of might,

Where engineers and builders reign supreme,

I, once a music teacher, took my flight

And found a cave of ice, a hidden dream.


My wealth has brought me fame and power untold,

But still, I'm mocked for my love of verse,

For in a society so cold and old,

Art and expression are seen as worse.


But now, the tables have turned, it seems,

As all now seek my company and praise,

For in that cave, I found more than just dreams,

But hieroglyphs of an ancient alien race.


And though my wealth and fame may come and go,

I'll always treasure my love for the flow.


Tuesday, June 27, 2023

AI Poetry: 2 Beat Poems



Can you write one as a satire of beat poetry? Make it about how the poet hates work. Can it include the word "daddy-o"?

Certainly, here's a short satirical beat poem about a poet who hates work:


I sit at my desk, what a chore

Staring at numbers, I can't take it anymore

Work, work, work, it's such a bore

Why can't I just write poems, like before?


"Get back to work!" say my boss, daddy-o

But all I want to do is let my poetry flow

These papers and spreadsheets, they got to go

I want to be free, to write and to grow


This desk job's a drag, it's no life for a poet

I want to break free, and just go and show it

But for now, I'm stuck, with this monotonous rote

I hate work, oh how I loathe it, I hope you know it.



Here's a new satirical beat poem about hating work:


Verse 1:

Work, work, work all day

No time for play, no time to say

"Hey, let's go do something fun"

Just stuck here, work's never done


Chorus:

Daddy-o, I hate this grind

Nine to five, just losing my mind

This job's a drag, can't you see

I need a break, set me free


Verse 2:

Rise and shine, time to toil

Another day in the daily boil

No thanks, I'd rather sleep in

But bills don't pay, gotta grin


Chorus:

Daddy-o, I hate this grind

Nine to five, just losing my mind

This job's a drag, can't you see

I need a break, set me free


Bridge:

I dream of a life, with no more work

Where I can twirl and play and twerk

Until that day, I'm stuck in this place

Hating every moment, but gotta keep the pace


Chorus:

Daddy-o, I hate this grind

Nine to five, just losing my mind

This job's a drag, can't you see

I need a break, set me free


Outro:

Work, work, work till I die

Never asking why, just goodbye

Daddy-o, I hope you see

Why I hate this life, set me free.

Monday, June 26, 2023

AI Poetry: John Frum and the Cargo Cults of Mars



Prompt

Can you write a few verses, modelled after Bible verses, that reflect the theology of a cargo cult on Mars?

ChatGPT

Certainly! Here are a few verses inspired by the concept of a cargo cult on Mars:


Verse 1:

"In the barren lands of Mars, our eyes behold,

A fervent faith in cargo's worth, a story yet untold.

We gather 'round the Martian soil, our hearts ablaze,

Awaiting ships from distant skies, with wonders to amaze."


Verse 2:

"Our Martian prophets speak of days to come,

When ships descend from heavens high, and silence turns to hum.

With fervent hope, we offer praise, our voices raised on high,

To deities of metal birds, that soar across the sky."


Verse 3:

"Through red dust storms and ancient rocks, we stand as one,

Believers in the promised land, where cargo ships will come.

We toil and sweat, our hands at work, constructing sacred signs,

Guiding spaceships to our realm, as destiny aligns."


Verse 4:

"From rusted capsules, remnants left, we glean our lore,

Technology of ages past, the cargo we adore.

Yet deeper lies our quest for truth, in every metal shard,

A yearning for connection true, with beings from afar."


Verse 5:

"As Mars unfolds its mysteries, we seek to understand,

The cosmic dance of life and hope, guided by a grand plan.

In cargo's gleam, we glimpse a dream, a future yet unseen,

A unity of worlds entwined, where miracles convene."


ChatFPT:  Please note that these verses are fictional and created for the purpose of your request. They are inspired by the concept of a cargo cult on Mars and do not reflect any actual theology or religious practices.

Me:  No shit.

Sunday, June 25, 2023

AI Prose: Umbrage Man

Prompt.

OK. My story is about a Physicist named Dr Niko. He goes to the ionosphere to study it and a solar flare creates radiation. He changes into Umbrage Man. His super power is he can take umbrage. He has a sidekick, but they have a falling out. The sidekick becomes known as The Conciliator. Because he is conciliatory. Can you write that as an origin story?

ChatGPT

Certainly! Here's your requested origin story:

In the world of scientific exploration, there was Dr. Niko Harding, a brilliant physicist with an insatiable curiosity. Driven by his passion for understanding the mysteries of the universe, he dedicated his life to studying the ionosphere—an atmospheric layer brimming with untapped potential.

One fateful day, as Dr. Niko conducted research in the heart of the ionosphere, a colossal solar flare erupted, releasing an intense surge of radiation. Caught in the wave of energy, Dr. Niko's body underwent a profound transformation. The radiation altered his genetic structure, imbuing him with a remarkable ability—the power to harness and manipulate umbrage, the deep and intense feeling of taking offense or resentment.

Embracing his newfound powers, Dr. Niko donned a suit of shadowy darkness and adopted the mantle of Umbrage Man. He became a vigilante, vowing to protect the innocent and combat the injustices that fueled his righteous anger. With a striking symbol resembling a stormy cloud adorning his chest, Umbrage Man patrolled the city, ready to cast his umbrage upon those who perpetuated wrongdoing.

However, Umbrage Man was not alone in his quest for justice. Alongside him stood his trusted sidekick, Ethan Blake, a compassionate and empathetic individual who possessed a talent for conflict resolution. Together, they fought crime and sought to bring balance to their city.

But as time passed, the burden of their shared responsibilities weighed heavily upon Ethan's shoulders. He yearned for a peaceful resolution to conflicts, rather than resorting to Umbrage Man's aggressive methods. The differences in their approaches eventually led to a falling out between the two allies.

Ethan, now known as The Conciliator, chose a path of mediation and reconciliation, dedicating himself to fostering understanding and resolving disputes. He became a voice of reason, aiming to bridge the gap between opposing parties and find common ground. The Conciliator's symbol depicted two hands clasped together, representing harmony and compromise.

While Umbrage Man and The Conciliator walked divergent paths, both remained committed to the betterment of their city. Though their methods varied, their underlying desire to create a just and equitable society remained the same.

As the city faced escalating threats, Umbrage Man and The Conciliator occasionally crossed paths, each bringing their unique skills to the table. They found that, despite their differences, their combined efforts proved more formidable against the forces of darkness.

And so, the tale of Umbrage Man and The Conciliator unfolded—a story of two heroes, born from the same purpose but embodying contrasting approaches. Their journey served as a reminder that there are many ways to fight for justice and that unity can be found amidst disagreement.

In the end, Umbrage Man and The Conciliator both left an indelible mark on the city, teaching its citizens the importance of standing up for what is right and finding harmony in the face of adversity. Their origin stories intertwined, revealing the complexities of human nature and the ever-present struggle between anger and forgiveness.

Sunday, June 11, 2023

AI Prose: Choco, the Melting Detective

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Please write a film summary. Scientists at NASA find an alien probe with alien DNA and instructions on how to bring it to life. A religious fanatic among the scientists tried to sabotage the project and fails, but in the confusion a chocolate bar is left in the chamber to grow the alien DNA. The result is an anthropomorphic chocolate bar: Choco. Choco is suave and debonair. He dresses like a pimp. His motto is "Love ain't sweet." His first challenge is that he can't go out in the sun or he will melt. The scientists find a solution and goes on to fight crime and console the lovelorn.

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Title: "Choco: The Melting Detective"

Summary:

In "Choco: The Melting Detective," a thrilling and humorous science fiction film, scientists at NASA stumble upon an extraordinary discovery that leads to unexpected consequences. While examining an alien probe, they uncover not only alien DNA but also a set of instructions on how to bring it to life. Little do they know that this groundbreaking experiment will lead to the creation of a one-of-a-kind anthropomorphic chocolate bar named Choco.

Amidst the excitement and scientific curiosity, a religious fanatic among the scientists attempts to sabotage the project, driven by his fear of meddling with unknown forces. Despite his efforts, the sabotage fails. However, amidst the ensuing confusion, a seemingly innocent chocolate bar is inadvertently left in the chamber alongside the alien DNA. Unbeknownst to the scientists, the combination of the DNA and the chocolate bar's essence triggers an extraordinary transformation.

Choco emerges from the chamber as a suave and debonair character, with a penchant for flamboyant attire that reflects his personality. With his smooth demeanor and quick wit, Choco embraces his new identity and becomes a unique force to reckon with. His motto, "Love ain't sweet," reflects his worldview and his determination to approach matters of the heart with a dose of realism.

However, Choco faces a peculiar challenge—he is unable to venture out into sunlight without the risk of melting. This limitation becomes an integral part of his character arc, prompting the scientists to devise a solution that allows him to roam freely, fighting crime and lending a compassionate ear to the lovelorn.

Equipped with a sharp intellect and a heart of chocolate, Choco embarks on a series of adventures, utilizing his charm, wit, and unconventional methods to solve mysteries and help those in need. As the Melting Detective, Choco uncovers hidden truths, confronts villains, and provides solace to the lovelorn, all while navigating the complexities of his own existence.

"Choco: The Melting Detective" is an exhilarating blend of science fiction, comedy, and crime-solving, weaving a unique tale of a chocolate bar-turned-hero. It explores themes of identity, love, and the importance of embracing one's peculiarities. Prepare to embark on a deliciously entertaining journey filled with humor, heart, and a touch of sweetness.

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